so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.
IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL
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dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president
"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager
"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better
also, in the british monarchy, if a queen is on the throne, there isn’t a king. her husband is a prince. BUT if a king is on the throne, his wife is a queen. which truly shows that the country can be ruled without a king but can’t without a queen.
I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.
I can’t stop thinking about this
what people think its like
what its actually like
who needs friends when you have fast wifi
Just a reminder that less does not equal healthy.
The low-calorie option is not necessarily the healthiest. Your body needs calories. Calories give us life. Calories are not bad.
when someone say ”you’re welcome” before you get a chance to say “thankyou”
i will call them bunweilers
Black otter rex rabbits will forever be my favorites ;;