zeldathemes

hey i'm Natalie and im from Newcastle. I like nature, tattoos, vintage and the mighty boosh.

Bouncy Castles Are Genius

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

headless-hat:

jupitereyed:

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

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That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.

IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL

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barackobama:

sirlightbulb:

dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president

excuse me

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

anrisaryn:

landofstories:

startrekspeare:

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

also, in the british monarchy, if a queen is on the throne, there isn’t a king. her husband is a prince. BUT if a king is on the throne, his wife is a queen. which truly shows that the country can be ruled without a king but can’t without a queen.

HISTORY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

Sailor Moon (1992) - Sailor Moon Crystal (2014)

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

britian.

c0nsiderately:

what people think its like

what its actually like

wigglyweak:

who needs friends when you have fast wifi

noshameinoursickness:

choosinglifein-colour:

Just a reminder that less does not equal healthy.

The low-calorie option is not necessarily the healthiest. Your body needs calories. Calories give us life. Calories are not bad.

recovery/mental-health/advice blog

mcvirgin:

when someone say  ”you’re welcome” before you get a chance to say “thankyou”image

zooophagous:

fleshcircus:

i will call them bunweilers

Black otter rex rabbits will forever be my favorites ;;

zooophagous:

fleshcircus:

i will call them bunweilers

Black otter rex rabbits will forever be my favorites ;;

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL